the pizza pool float is perfect for enjoying a slice of summer

it’s that time of year again, the peek of summer, and with temperatures reaching record-breaking highs in 2019 there’s no better reason to sack off work early and cool off at the local pool. but if you want to keep the fact you’ve gone AWOL on the DL, this hot and spicy pool accessory might not be the one for you. we’ve seen pink coffins and decapitated swans, but the latest summer novelty is a pizza pool float that blows last year’s unicorn majesty straight out of the water.

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maybe you’re a solo swimmer who fancies a slice of independence in the summer sun, or you’re on a family vacay and need an entire pie to take you down the lazy river. you can lounge in the pool on one or more of these fun and colorful pizza pool slice floats. topped with the works, this raft comes complete with a pizza crust head rest and 2 drink holders. just use the bungee loop connectors to add slice after slice.

be careful though. what a lot of people don’t realise is that these novelty pool floats aren’t designed for use in the sea. the royal national lifeboat institution (RNLI) recently released a warning to remind people of the dangers of using such floats at the beach. their lightweight nature means they are easily swept away by the tide, acting like ‘massive sails which can whisk you miles out to sea in seconds.’ the chances of your return are a pizza pie in the sky.

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available from: toysplash

price: $24.99